"I'm buying it for a friend"
We tested the Dune 2 Sandworm Popcorn Bucket. It was uncomfortable.
Before we begin, let's answer the obvious question: No, I did not use the Dune popcorn bucket for any romantic and/or NSFW purposes. You'll notice that the title of this piece says "I found a use for the Dune popcorn bucket," not "I bought the Dune fan bucket" or "I own the Fleshlight sandworm." I'm not here to yuck anyone's yums, but please understand, I'm a serious critic. As such, it is my duty to review the sandworm-shaped popcorn bucket in the sandworm Dune based on what the artist intended it to be, and not what certain corners of the internet would like it to be.
The purpose of the Dune popcorn bucket is to serve popcorn. And then I have to sadly inform you, my curious popcorn bucket aficionados, it fails. The Dune Popcorn Bucket is literally form over function, a silicon monstrosity that will not only make eating popcorn difficult, but will traumatize you from ever eating popcorn again.
Also, it looks like a protruding butthole.
