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69 Euphemisms for Pooping: Your Guide to Funny Poop Puns

1. Bake a loaf.
2. Barbarians at the gate.
3. Blow Mud.
4. Bomb the Bowl.
5. Build a dookie castle.
6. Chop a log.
7. Cook a butt burrito.
8. Crap.

The word ‘poop’ was first written down over 600 years ago, in reference to the rear deck of a ship. By 1744, in what is probably the most appropriate etymological evolution ever, poop progressed past passing gas and finally found its calling as a term for feces.

What is another word for poop?

poop

1. crap.
2. defecation.
3. discharge.
4. dung.
5. excrement.
6. excretion.
7. fecal matter.
8. feces.

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The word poop used as a noun, was stated in a form of cause and effect. Around 1721, Bailey classified poop as a vulgar word meaning to break wind backwards softly or other bodily discharge.

The most common treatment for a fecal impaction is an enema, which is special fluid that your doctor inserts into your rectum to soften your stool. An enema often makes you have bowel movements, so it’s possible that you’ll be able to push out the mass of stool on your own once it’s been softened by the enema.

Examples of home remedies to soften stools include:

1. Abdominal massage. Sometimes a stomach massage can help stimulate the bowels if they’re not moving enough to help stool digest more quickly.
2. Drink more water.
3. Eat more fiber.
4. Avoid empty-calorie, low-fiber foods.
5. Exercise.

Digging out the stool can damage the soft tissue at the opening of your anus, resulting in anal tears and bleeding. Only a doctor should manually remove poop from the rectum.

Poop that is hard and shaped like tiny rocks or pebbles is likely just a sign of constipation . You can still be considered constipated even if you are able to pass a small amount of stool. The large intestine helps to concentrate waste by absorbing water.

You may have the following symptoms if you’re unable to absorb fats, protein, or certain sugars or vitamins: Fats. You may have light-colored, foul-smelling stools that are soft and bulky. Stools are difficult to flush and may float or stick to the sides of the toilet bowl.

What causes constipation? Hard, dry stools are the result of the colon absorbing too much water. Normally, as food moves through the colon (also known as the large intestine) the colon absorbs water while forming stool (waste products).

Stool softeners you can buy over-the-counter are effective for most people. While they are only intended for short-term relief of constipation, using a daily stool softener long-term probably is not harmful.

Here are 20 natural laxatives you may want to try.

1. Chia Seeds. Fiber is a natural treatment and one of the first lines of defense against constipation.
2. Berries.
3. Legumes.
4. Flaxseeds.
5. Kefir.
6. Castor Oil.
7. Leafy Greens.
8. Senna.

7 Ways to do a natural colon cleanse at home

1. Water flush. Drinking plenty of water and staying hydrated is a great way to regulate digestion.
2. Saltwater flush. You can also try a saltwater flush.
3. High-fiber diet.
4. Juices and smoothies.
5. More resistant starches.
6. Probiotics.
7. Herbal teas.