This is where I draw the line
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Growing up, I liked Pop-Tarts. I don't think it's a very new feeling for an American kid to have; they're delicious little squares of crust and fruit-goo packed in silver packets, like bricks of kid-friendly cocaine. Like many kids (and some adults), I never considered that something I liked could be bad for me, until one day in eighth grade, Mrs. Schenck saw one of us open a package and said, There's zero nutritional value in a Pop-Tart." Maybe she thought shame would change the habits of a bunch of cute kids, but Pop-Tarts isn't one to worry too much about shame.