Grand Theft Auto inspired a massive gameplay trailer – but not the one you'd guess

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I woke up this morning thinking I was going to be a normal, calm adult. Instead, I find myself hunched over my keyboard, misty-eyed, obsessively texting friends I haven't spoken to in years about a trailer for a football game.

Is that how my parents felt when they saw coffee commercials in the 90s? Am I having a midlife crisis? Perhaps!